The Chronicles of Gene

A few days back me and Ryan had a rude surprise waiting for us as we entered our apartment. He walks in first and I walk in behind him and am taken aback by a smell so foul and wrong you know it had to involve mexican food somehow. As I pass the threshold into our place my nostrals alert me "Someone has dropped a funky ass smell in here". So of course I instantly accuse Ryan, who is a farting machine... but that's another story, of releasing something unholy from his ass. He pleads innocence and the investigation is on.

Ryan says the smell is getting stronger near the bathroom. I'll admit it I thought my girlfriend had left a 4 day old nacho beer log in the toilet as punishment for threating to put her wet ass story on the net. Apon reaching the bathroom the smell is just so bad that you have to call in a friend to smell it cause... well cause that's what friends do hehehe. Ryan flushs the toilet and I go "So what the hell was in there" as the smell is already disappearing, he says "Nothing at all, that's so weird the smell was coming from here I swear."

So now our place is a mystical hot spot, sadly Casper seems to not be so friendly.. doesn't the transparent asshole know about a courtesy flush or two. Honestly and we haven't had a mysterious smell like that since, all other smells have be cataloged and accounted for.