The Chronicles of Gene

As me and my room mate walked through the mall the other day we started talking about god knows what, as we are prone to do, we saw this woman and she was fat. Now lets clarify here, she wasn't Star Jones fat, but she looked like she was about ... oh lets say 27 years pregnant. It was just centeralized in her gunt... that right I said gunt. Looking at this woman, it started me thinking, "self how the fuck do you let yourself go that badly, honestly!", ends up apparently I was thinking that out loud cause roomie got in on the conversation.

I remember a time after university was done that I was badly out of shape and packing on the pounds. I realized this and I took action, I said "Dickdo! You will be no more! BE GONE!". For you who don't know what a dickdo is, here's the explaination, simply it means your belly hangs out further then your dick do. I remember realizing I was getting fat and sadly out of shape when I would walk my sorry ass, and dickdo, up the stairs in my townhouse and I'd be puffing harder then asthma patient without their inhaler. I read a great book called "Body for Life" and shed the pounds and got in great shape and haven't let myself slip back. It's because of this this I have a problem with people that just sit, and don't have an honest to goodness disorder and blame it on something else.

So back to the lady that started this all, we started talking about how our society is becoming a sad one indeed. We have gotten to a place and time with our evolution that we can sit, get lazy, fat and blame it on someone else, hell if you live in the right water headed country you can even sue over it. People sue Mcdonalds cause Mcdonalds made them fat..... really mcdonalds made you fat? Are you sure it wasn't cause you wanted to be double fisting Big Mac's cause you think they are tastier when you eat two at a time? No?

Lets face it, Ronald didn't kick in your front door, dragged you out by your hair kicking and screaming. He didn't get you into his van and point the gun at you and say "Eat these fucking hamburgers you skinny bitch or I'm going make you feel the clown pain!". People are making him sound like Stewie the bookie... if you don't pay up he's going to kick you down the stairs and shoot you in the knee. Sadly he's not doing that, it's not Ronald, he's not forcing the food on you it's not his fault that you can't take responsiblity for yourself.... I'll let you in on who's fault it is North America... IT'S FUCKING YOURS!

We have grown accustomed to blaming others for us being idiots and not being able to take responsiblitiy for our own actions and the reactions they cause. Our society has proven Darwin wrong, it's not survial of the fittess anymore, it's survial of the biggest drain on society while we let the fittess pay for it. Overall this rant is just about taking responsiblity for your own bullshit, the only thing Ronald might be guilty of is touching a few kids inapproiately... lets face it clowns have wandering hands at the best of times but that can be it's own post.