The Chronicles of Gene

After a long days work I decided to settle down and read a few articles from my favorites sites, the Big Digg and Fark. Digg had the typical shit, few funny posts but nothing that really interested me.

So I headed on over to Fark, at least I'd get to find out that Duke still sucks... and suck they do ahahahaha. To side track for a second, one of my best friends is a big Duke fan, boy was he crying about their lose it was a great day when I got to mention to him I saw on Fark that indeed, Duke does still suck!

Anyways back to the Obamanation heard around the nation! Luckly it was only the United States so nobody else really got their knickers in a knot over it. As I'm reading along the Fark headlines I find this gem.

"When a Chicago radio host tried to trademark the phrase "It's an Obamanation" the federal government mysteriously sent him "disgusting" sexual photos and text as part of its rejection"

This immediately got my attention and I just had to click the link, click here.

Synopsis of the article is two radio DJ's Cisco Cotto and John Howell are trying to raise some money for local charities and jumped on the Barack Obama bandwagon and came up with this little gem "It's an Obamanation!". Now the spin here is they tired to copyright their catch phrase and the trademark attorney Karen K. Bush basically responded stating their use of obamanation is an abomination and could be disparaging to Barack Obama. Now keep in mind the Bush namesake is only given to a quick wittied, strong intellectual type... ahahahaha sorry I couldn't keep typing with a straight face. Karen decided it would help her case by attaching screen shots of sites she found fit the word abomination and then one of a google search for Barack Obama.

As I'm reading this fine article from World Net Daily I'm thinking to myself, damn these guys must of saw some barbaric, terrifyingly, insane and I quote "pretty disgusting, unorthodox sexual device", due to how they were not describing one of the screen shots Karen sent to them. Throughout the article Cotto goes on to cry about how he couldn't describe the object to his friends due to the graphic nature, and he dare not describe it on the air or he may be canned, or get a swift kick in the ass from the FCC. Hell he couldn't bare to bring the topic even home to his wife for she may never recover, basically it was American zealots at their crazy whiny best to try to gain sympathy for this horrible injustice which was graphically depicted.

Frankly at this time I can't think of enough ass related jokes to stick in this section so I'm going to cut to the chase. Karen had included in her email a screen shot from Wikipedia about ...... *queue scary, horrific and unorthodox music" ... BUTT PLUGS ... *cut music* daa daa daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! No really go check out the email https://home.comcast.net/~ciscanna/Obamanation%20Email.htm.

The way these guys were describing the images I was picturing some mid-evil torture device, but it was a freakin' purple butt plug. Now don't get me wrong I'm not pro-butt plug at all but it is doesn't conjure up visions of middle evil torture, but after these two school girls finished vaguely describing it I had to giggle... much like a school girl would... over the image I saw. Come on folks the guy said he had trouble explaining it to his wife and wouldn't dare describe it on air because he didn't want to lose his job? WTF mate! What's up his arse? ;) (I knew I'd get on in there eventually)

To Karen I tip my hat, it takes a brave person to research for her next "Ladies Party" at work and then attach the screen shot to a rejection later about disparaging and disrespectful content, oh how I love irony. Now when ever I see poor Mr. Barack Obama on TV or on a web site I'm not going to be able to not think of anything but butt plugs. Maybe Karen has some pro-butt plug agenda she is trying to push every chance she gets, but honestly Karen just be like everybody else and start a blog no need to send some nancy's a link about butt plugs just to get some air time for your wild butt plug theories and issues!

For the direct link to wikipedia, click here, to funny.