The Chronicles of Gene

Now as I was reading the many great articles found on fark and I saw a title which grabbed my attention and held on for dear life. "Hey baby, I need you to put some medical cream on my penis. Oh, and I need to rub it around inside of you. Ok? Cool", you can't tell me you wouldn't click on it to hear the full story, if you can you are a damn dirty liar!

This is a classic story of girl meets boy, boy is a pilot stationed in girls city, girl gets strange white spots showing up in her... well down there, boy somehow convinces girl that he needs to apply cream to his penis and put it in her to apply it properly. It's the basic structure for any good love story.... well at least a comedy.

So basically this pilot, Fadi Sbano, meet this teacher from Haverfordwest. I'd imagine they grew some kind of friendship because she felt more then comfortable tell Mr. Sbano about her strange white spots which were appearing in her swim suit area. Now let me remind you this woman is a teacher, so she is responsible for the development of your children, at least we know who to blame now.

Mr. Sbano told Ms. Teacher he knew a gyno and he said the best way to treat her condition was for him to apply some sort of cream to the end of his ding-a-ling and penetrate her to apply the cream. Apparently this was the only way to apply cream to the inside of a woman.... I know I know we've all tried this bit and you're just jealous he found a dumbass that it worked on.

So Ms. Teacher, being the A student she is, agreed since this guy knew a gyno and it just sound so legit. To make even better, he would bring a clock to time sessions because his gyno friend said they have to do it for 10 minutes sometimes, sometimes it has to be fast, sometimes it has to be gentle .... but then he's going to fuuuuuuuuck heeeeer haaaaaard. (Sorry was listening to Tenacious D).

Ms. Teacher went along with this for nine months. NINE FREAKIN MONTHS. What does she do after nine months of consensual sex, that's right she lawyers up and is trying to get him charged with rape, to be exact rape by deception. Now I know you must be wondering why she finally stopped this consensual sex from happening, she actually ran into Mr. Sbano gyno friend and guess what.... he's not a freaking gynecologist. I'm shocked, stunned and taken back by this revelation. He didn't actually know a gynecologist, no way, you mean he just told her that so he could put his penis in her.... get out of town.

What happens now is Ms. Teacher realizes she is only cut out to be the head greeter at Walmart and decides to charge this guy. Ms. Teacher, you are a prime example of what is wrong with this society. No longer do people have to take responsibility for their actions, and why should they, when society makes it so easy to pass it off on to someone else. Lady you are a dumbass, honestly everyone just happens to have ten appendages that would've done just as good of a job as this guys cock, but apparently you couldn't think of that at the time. Something tells me it wasn't all "clinical sessions" as your lawyer states. I hope this get thrown out of court and your friends mock you for being duped into sex for nine months to cure your rash.

And Mr. Sbano, if a chick has white spots coming from her woowhoo don't, and I repeat don't put your dick in her. Read the signs jackass, good thing it was only typhoid.... possibly but no one knows for sure.

And as for the writer of the article, get a dictionary you spelled gynecologist wrong.