The Chronicles of Gene

That's right a post about nothing .... I think there was some show at a sometime that worked on the same premise but maybe not :p.

So what's new in this crazy life of mine, and no there has been no more fights with strippers, could be partly cause my brother has gotten rid of his gold digger/crazy girlfriend but who's to say right ;).

We went to Merritt, that's right the orgy of the world... and I took my girlfriend. This is something I sweared I'd never do but yet I did and we had a blast go figure. It wasn't all that warm this year there so that ment no frolicking in the creek talking to girls and having them show me their boobs. BOOBS where art thou... I think I made up for it though, got more sex then I could shake a stick at, and I think my room mate learnt never to tell my girlfriend we can have sex in anything he owns if we can get away with it. His poor tent will never be the same, but hey white stains are in now a days aren't they? We wake up on Saturday to some new neighbors, it's a bunch of guys on stag with a mini van and a dvd player so of course by 9:30 there's porn playing and me and my room mate have our chairs set up watching it and drinking. Now my room mate is a single dude and you'd think a single guy wanting to get laid would at merritt, but no. Friday night we're in the beer garden, both nicely glowing at this point and damn I was feeling friendly. A young lady walks past and eyes my roommate up big time so I proceed to yell "Hey.. yeah you. Are you looking at my friend?" her "wha.. what what yeah maybe yeah I was" confusion was running high in this young lady now. I proceed to inform her she should now go say hi to him and introduce herself and she does. Within a few minutes they walk away hand in hand looking for food and I don't see him again. Me being an optimist I figure he had to have burried his sword to the hilt in the little merritt vixen, but sadly I'm not always right and my roommate isn't a closer. We wake him up in the morning to find out she came back to his tent, started making out only to end with her going and I quote "I don't want to go to fast can we just cuddle".... just cuddle HEL-FUCKING-LO it's merritt cuddling is left at the door and playing a little game I like to call just the tip is all that's on the schedule. Really go back to a guys tent and just cuddle... in merritt damn lady your luckly he didn't wait till you where sleeping and give your hair some much needed protien. There is an upside to all this my room mate is now called the Cuddler, aren't nicknames the best.