The Chronicles of Gene

A few days back me and Ryan had a rude surprise waiting for us as we entered our apartment. He walks in first and I walk in behind him and am taken aback by a smell so foul and wrong you know it had to involve mexican food somehow. As I pass the threshold into our place my nostrals alert me "Someone has dropped a funky ass smell in here". So of course I instantly accuse Ryan, who is a farting machine... but that's another story, of releasing something unholy from his ass. He pleads innocence and the investigation is on.

Ryan says the smell is getting stronger near the bathroom. I'll admit it I thought my girlfriend had left a 4 day old nacho beer log in the toilet as punishment for threating to put her wet ass story on the net. Apon reaching the bathroom the smell is just so bad that you have to call in a friend to smell it cause... well cause that's what friends do hehehe. Ryan flushs the toilet and I go "So what the hell was in there" as the smell is already disappearing, he says "Nothing at all, that's so weird the smell was coming from here I swear."

So now our place is a mystical hot spot, sadly Casper seems to not be so friendly.. doesn't the transparent asshole know about a courtesy flush or two. Honestly and we haven't had a mysterious smell like that since, all other smells have be cataloged and accounted for.

So as you can imagine commenting on females who refuse to put the seat down got some great reactions and has caused a few conversations about the topic. It seems men have some insight for you special females, as my friend Chris put it "When I go to the bathroom for a sit down job, I first look at the toilet seat and see if the seat is up I know it needs to be down or else *splash*, so simple".

Then on the other hand I had my girl friend being quiet vocal about how her delicate hands shouldn't be touching the toilet seat cause it's dirty. She has a little girl just over 3 and my girlfriend, for what ever reason, admit that she doesn't teach her to put the seat down for the reason just stated. I laughed and went "While do you want her to experience wetis anusis?". You can imagine she said No and pointed at the toilet seat.

Now for the humor of it all, my girlfriend was sleeping over at my place. Me and my room mate get up and go to work. She gets up sometime later stumbles in to the bathroom, doesn't turn on the light, barely opens her eyes, drops her drawers and sits down. SPLASH! She said she couldn't figure out why her ass was wet at first then it dawned on her..... it's a good thing she's cute hehehe. Well she reluctantly told me about this story and I proceeded to laugh my ass off going "See I was right you didn't even look ahahahahah WETIS ANUSIS".

I just had to share that one single female had proven all of what I wrote down as being right in a matter of one week. What should we prove next week? Well I should have more time to write now that I mostly just cut myself off from sex, but as I always say "Sometimes having the story is worth it!"