The Chronicles of Gene

Last night was a new one by me. It started out as any other weekend night with the gang. A bunch of us met up at the Sturg for some beer and laughs. Before long a few us decided it was time to shake what our mothers gave us. We had a few choices, Gotcha's or Flash Backs, and being the most indecisive group possible we had to flip a credit card, we couldn't find a quarter, and it ended up being a Flash Back's night. We roll in to flash backs and the night starts off strong, great energy in the air dance floor is busy, not packed but nicely busy. As always it's me Ryan and Sean out there shaking our asses, which always leads to at least one group of women coming up and commenting on the fact we look good and are good dancers, as always thank you ladies ;)

This time was a little different though, and let me explain how. A coug taps me on the shoulder, no this isn't the different part yet, she goes to me "Is that your guy, you know are you together, is that your life partner?" Me "Uhhh what? Oh OH! No no that's just my buddy" coug "That's alright if he's your life partner, don't get defensive" Me "No no no not like that at all just guys that like to dance" coug "Well you're very good looking guys and very good dancers so continue on". I tell Sean about what the coug said we have a good laugh and continue on with the night. Overall it was an alright night nothing, Ryan was shakin it with a blonde coug that looked like Chloe off of Smallville... you go you animal you ;).

God I really hope the next story is about me being naked or accused of having a life partner hahaha one can only hope.

Well, it's a sad sad day, I've been had. Anyone that knows me knows that I like a good joke more then the next guy and I'm not above pulling a prank or two. Now normally my friends will resort to making some lame comment about my grammar, me being small or something or try to get me in shit with my girlfriend... always unoriginal and boring.

Not this time though powered with the spite of my girlfriend and the "comic genius" of my friends and co-workers the ultimate smack down has been laid down. In all honestly I'm able to laugh about it cause, lets face it they got me fucking good. So lets take a trip down memory lane to see why my girlfriend had a reason to do what she did..... *time warp oh yeah giddy*

So it's a bright sunny day, me, Tasha (yes the same girlfriend that fell ass first into the toilet) and Ryan Smylski(my roommate... THE CUDDLER) are at the water slides enjoying the day of water and sun. We are going down the tube ride again for the umteenith time, and I'm floating beside Tasha and I go "Self, I wonder if I undo her top if she'd notice" so I do and she doesn't, ride continues and I forget about it. We get to the bottom of the ride, one big splash and Tasha has now flashed a small child and few eager on lookers. She confused as to why her top came off.... and then I remember what I did and try to keep a straight face but could not. Lets face it as far as pranks go that's a good one, even though it did slip my mind.

Now lets jump to this last weekend, little did I know Tasha, Ryan and Sean Glendinning (Yes the same Sean from the ball dropping article) had been discussing something behind my back. Tasha had came up with the idea to tie me up and write bitch across my chest and let those two get some pictures for notoriety. Of course those two go along with it... why not it's no effort for them so that works. So Tasha talks me into a little game of tie up, blind folds me and gets a sharpie. Proceeds to write the words BITCH across my chest and goes "I'm really sorry but I have to..." as she heads to the door to get Ryan. First off Ryan was almost too lazy to get out of the chair to come and take the pictures but she talked him into it. So tied down and my swim suit area covered up he snaps some pictures with Tasha's camera.

I knew I was screwed so not much I could do but lay there and let the pictures happen and realize I've been had. What I don't realize is that it's far from over, Tasha takes the camera home, gets the pictures off it, sends them to me, Ryan and Sean. Ryan shows some coworkers, and so they decide to post some pictures on a modeling site.... and by they I mean the co-workers not Ryan... no effort policy folks. So pictures are posted, Sean circulates to about 25 people on his email list.

Overall folks I was had and it's funny as hell and that is why I'm posting the link to where they put the pictures. Enjoy, comment often and click away ;)

http://www.onemodelplace.com/member.cfm?ID=214445