Now I know many of you out there look at a bunny and can't get past that it's just so god damn cute how could it be secretly a racist. Well my friends those bunnies are and I've seen it myself, sometimes they are just freaking mean to each other. Maybe I should give a little back story here, where I work there is a shit load of the little buggers, it seems as a few cars and the odd bunny turf war thins the herd they get back to doing what bunnies do best... screw.
When I'd go for walks at lunch I started to notice something, the cream bunnies hang out with cream bunnies and the dark bunnies hang out with each other and the freaky ass zebra bunnies... well no one hangs out with them cause they are freaky, I'd almost say they are the Alabamians of the bunny population like one two man incest screw fests lead to something that resembles an alpaca / bunny hybrid.
So starting to notice the segregation between the bunny population this made me wonder… who started it and why! Could it be like the Americans the cream colored ones brought the dark ones over from the zoo to hunt for their food, basically be their unpaid biatchs. This theory didn’t stick for long as it appeared the darker ones were no dumb bunnies, sorry had to. These ones always have the biggest pile of food on their turf, people would leave large amounts of uneaten veggies and other food all over in piles where the bunnies hang out, on a side note it’s kinda sad that the local bunnies eat better then the local homeless people… but that’s not for this story.
Now I hadn’t seen any bunny drive by’s or thumpin’s in a while but one day as I went to the gym I saw four bunnies watching two bunnies, a cream one and a dark one, beating the royal shit out of each other. The fur was literally flying I’d never seen or knew bunnies to be so violent. I have watch cats fight before and they had nothing on the bunnies, tuffs of fur just flying. I didn’t stick around and watch who won but a few days later noticed a dark one laying feet up, guess rabbits feet aren’t as lucky as one thought. Since that day I hadn’t seen any interaction between the different colors. I thought maybe tensions where high and the hate was just too much for either side to get past.
As I walked to my car today I was hit with a surprise, either a few of the bunnies got jungle fever or there are some that are leading the way to a future where the color of a bunnies fur no longer matters. I suspect the latter of the two theories are correct cause I noticed more cream bunnies playing with some dark ones outside of the gym. So it is beginning to appear as if there is hope that the open minded bunnies are able to get past their close minded counter-parts and overcome colors, possible religious issues and economic standings to forge a bright new future together as one race. Just imagine it a species not trying to kill each other for idiotic reasoning’s… so strange there could be lessons to learn through the bunnies.