How To: Increase Your Media Coverage
Posted on Tuesday, May 15, 2007 by Father McFeely

If there is one name I can't stand to hear one more freaking time it is ... Paris Hilton, we'll call her PH to save some sanity, and plus she doesn't deserve to have my fingers type her name again.

PH exemplifies what is wrong with America, just because she's famous she thinks she is above the law and shouldn't be going to jail for breaking the law. If you broke the law they'd slam your ass in jail so fast it would make your head spin. Honestly can you tell me what makes this skinny blonde better then you? Having a grandfather and a father who have busted their asses to make their own fortunes do not count. The only thing PH has been busting are nuts for fame.

When I read the article about her trying to blame her public relations guy for her being a retard I just sat and laughed. PH, you are a big girl now and it's time you learn to take responsibility for your actions. Everyday of your life isn't being aired on a FOX show, but then again you are talking to Nicole anymore because that bitch thought she was cute or something. Some nerve hey PH.

For all of you people out there trying to get the Govenator to stop PH from going to jail you need to be examined by professionals. Are you telling me your own self esteem is so low you would look to this spoiled brat as a role model? What kind of role are you trying to strive for? You think one day you too will be able to have your cooter exposed as you leave a limo? Maybe your cooter will make front page on a bunch of magazines and web sites? Don't count on it, that spot is reserved for PH and her gang of drunken misfits and washed out stars.

To the media covering this three ring circus I have only one question, why? Sure she will inherit a shit load of money one day but I'll bet she will have it spent by the time she's 40. Are you that desperate for an audience you would pimp this barbie doll harder then Snoop used to pimp the ho's from the corner. Yeah sure you make a conversational piece for the water cooler but at the end of the day all you are doing is highlighting to all of the simple minded Americans that they too can be a retard, drink and drive and then try their best to not go to jail. Instead of pointing out positive and important issue the American media bends over backwards to prove time and time again America is nation of sheltered citizens, we'll call them sheep for now.

I'm sorry to be so brutal but it's a serious issue, no one is above the law. NO ONE. The laws are there to keep our civilization in check and to make sure if you do harm to someone it's accounted for. Now I'm the first to admit the laws are getting out of control and we need to get back to a point where responsibility for actions need to rest on the shoulders of the person who committed the action. Regardless they are what they are and we can fight to right that wrong another time.

Lets just remember the next time some big hockey star drinks and drives and kills his friend, or next time some big star drinks and blames the Jews for all the problems of the world, or the next time some over rated blonde gets caught not once but multiple times driving while under the influence that the laws were written for them also!